damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

(Source: natama-men, via suicidallaughter)

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

(Source: neilcicierega, via variine)

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

(Source: fairyprincessroxy, via suicidallaughter)

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

(via variine)

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

(Source: youll-never-get-me-alive, via lulz-time)

2am-poetry:

When the financial aid office giving you the run around 

image

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via awesomefuckyeeah)

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

(via suicidallaughter)

LUMPY SPACE PUG

(Source: cinnamonpug, via butwaitbutts)

(via not-putin)

virginitity:

a true hero

virginitity:

a true hero

(Source: rumour, via epic-humor)

jedgica:

starcevic:

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

this is important to me

This dog reminds me of my son Brandon and this mans regular voice sounds like Tom talking to me

(via butwaitbutts)