officialfrenchtoast:

when a hot person who smells good walks past u

officialfrenchtoast:

when a hot person who smells good walks past u

(Source: silverei-happy-days, via lulz-time)

thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

(Source: emilyologist, via thedaisycakes)

orgasmic-humor:

 

kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom

(via funnybro)

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

(via babyyghost)

lion:

sidechick: did u see the pic?

me: what pic?

sidechick: the one of us I put on insta

me: image

(via laughbitches)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via jtodorovic)

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(via zackisontumblr)

unfollowfriday:

when you and your buddy are low on potassium

image

(via zackisontumblr)

brandiglanville:

bussykiller:

versaceslut:

ive had someone elses piss in my mouth before but i refuse to drink tap water

image

image

(via dewgongo)

(Source: primegifs, via togifs)

sixpathsofbased:

Lmao fuck

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

(via yeah-rather-not)

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

image

I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget, via yeah-rather-not)

(Source: hopelesshoping, via dutchster)